August 2007 Archives

Ye Olde Peppered Moths

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Like many good atheists, I was raised Catholic. But my family was by no means devout. We attended mass irregularly, I never said prayers before meals or at bedtime, and I lived more in fear of what Santa Claus would do to me if I was bad than God. Nevertheless, I had never knowingly met an atheist and it wasn't until I was in my teens that the option of simply not believing there's a God even occurred to me.

In my latter years of high school I first developed a friendship with an outspoken nonbeliever. My own ambivalence to religion and theism tipped toward atheism at that point, but I still considered myself an agnostic at best.

In my first year of college, I took an introductory anthropology course to satisfy a science requirement. I was an English major at the time (the first of many such "majors") and had only a passing interest in the topic. I think my girlfriend at the time pushed me to take it.

During that class, I first learned the story of the peppered moth -- the classic tale, derived from research done in the 1950's by Bernard Kettlewell, by which the process of natural selection in a species can be easily explained through observable phenomena. It sort of changed my life.

Cafeteria Christians

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A mother on Amy's parenting discussion board related a story about how her daughter's private Christian preschool sent her daughter home with a lifelike fetus doll after conducting a class session on embryotic development that was clearly aimed at indoctrinating the children in the school's anti-abortion ideology.

Again: that's a preschool class.

The mother was justifiably outraged by this and spoke to the school's director, who issued a generic "I'm sorry if you were offended" type of non-apology. She received a more sympathetic reception from the teacher, who had objected to the lesson but was overruled by her zealous boss. She was assured, however, that the material was presented in an "age-appropriate manner."

The mother reported that she intends to keep her daughter in the school despite this incident, and wrote at length about how she still considers a religious education to be important because of the positive aspects of it, the values it instills, etc.

To me, this story illustrates the conflicted nature of religion as it is practiced. This parent, who seemed to be a thoughtful and intelligent woman, essentially wants to be able to pick and choose which elements of religious doctrine she wants her daughter exposed to -- she wants a cafeteria-style Christianity.

This approach fails to appreciate that the nature of religious dogma is to not allow that level of flexibility. It is contradictory to the concept of "the gospel" that individuals are allowed to believe and practice certain parts of it and not others. If you want to be a Christian, you have to take all that comes along with it. It's like cable TV: you sign up with Comcast for ESPN and Comedy Central, and you get the Golf Channel and Home Shopping Network whether you want them or not. You might not watch them, but you pay for them every month anyway.

It always surprises me that people who find themselves in the midst of this type of moral conundrum don't realize that if they just dump religion in general they would gain the freedom to choose their own beliefs about issues based on their own merits and benefits. They would be open to question, explore, evaluate, investigate, learn, and change their minds about the opinions they form.

I agree with the mother in that many of the world's religions (not just Christianity) teach valuable and important moral lessons that can serve as positive pedagogy. But those lessons -- helping others, not killing people, etc. -- are valuable and important whether they are inside or outside a religious framework. And if they are within a religious framework, you have to be prepared to agree with all the other questionable and just plain wrong stuff that comes along with them. That's not an inconvenient side-effect you can try to ignore or complain about; it's part of the program.

Dump the program.

The Management

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You might not be able to tell, but this is photo shows a pack of toilet seat protectors that reads "Provided By The Management For Your Protection." I can just imagine the management meeting that led to this....

Boss: OK, team. We need to do something impactful that protects our core customer base. Now, let's get on with the solutioning.

Jenkins: Sir, I have an innovative idea that leverages strategic synergies in our key customer segments. Paper toilet seat covers in all the restrooms!

Boss: Now that's the kind of out-of-the-box thinking I like to hear!

Jenkins: Actually, they'd be inside a box, sir.

Boss: Shut up, Jenkins.

Web Trawling

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Here are some of the things I found trawling the web this week:
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